Radio London Fab 40 Supplement

'The hottest rocks in Britain are being smuggled by the hottest rockers in Britain'
Sunday 3rd April 1966 – Dateline Diamonds goes on general release

Dateline Diamonds was mainly conceived by music publisher, Harold Shampan, as a publicity vehicle for up-and-coming talent. The plot revolves around smuggling diamonds between Holland and the UK, via the mv Galaxy, concealed inside band demo tape boxes – unbeknown to the Radio London management, of course. The film deserves an Oscar for containing the longest safe-robbery sequence in the history of film-making.

The story apparently caused some suspicion amongst genuine customs officers, perhaps wondering where such a notion might have originated, and concluding that there is no smoke without fire! There are reports of increased customs vigilance over offshore personnel, following the release of Dateline Diamonds, and of DJs having their tubes of toothpaste squeezed out during inspections.

On Sunday, April 3rd, 1966, Dateline Diamonds went on general cinema release, supporting main feature, Doctor in Clover.

The film is now available both on VHS and DVD, but the sleeve note info is sadly lacking, with no song title listing and some of the performers not even credited.

Radio London fills in a few gaps, in this 2-page feature.

(Click on the photo to buy the DVD. Click here to buy the VHS.)


Well, the film title's nearly right. The 'friend' was clearly not considered sufficiently important for the photographer to take the trouble to identify him. (From the Francis Pullen archive)

Cast members at the Dateline Diamonds preview.
Back row, l to r: Kenneth Cope, George Mikell, Conrad Phillips, Anna Carteret, Burnell Tucker, William Lucas.
Front: In matching dresses, The Chantelles – Sandra Orr, Jay Adams and Riss Long, sit beside Kiki Dee

Cast List

William Lucas – Maj. Fairclough
Kenneth Cope – Lester Benson
George Mikell – Paul Verlekt
Conrad Phillips – Tom Jenkins
Patsy Rowlands – Mrs. Edgecumbe
Burnell Tucker – Dale Meredith (a fictitious DJ)
Kenny Everett – himself (a real DJ!)
Anna Carteret – Gay Jenkins
Vanda Godsell – Mrs. Jenkins
Gertan Klauber – Meyerhof
Doel Luscombe – Assistant Commissioner
Peter Zander – Spankaren
Geoffrey Lumsden – Army Officer
Ronald Bridges – Garage Attendant
David Kirk – Dock Policeman

with brief appearances by Phillip Birch, Earl Richmond and Ben Toney
Director: Jeremy Summers

Writer: Tudor Gates - based on an idea by Harold Shampan 

Producer: Harry Benn

Cinematography: Stephen Dade

Editing: Sidney Stone
Music Composer: Johnny Douglas

8th October, 1965, the tug Agama pulls alongside the Galaxy, while Kiki Dee (wearing a white mac) waits aboard the tender to its right.

Musicians:

The Small Faces Steve Marriott Ronald Frederick Lane Kenneth Jones James Langwith	Songs performed: I've Got Mine It's Too Late Come on Children Don't Stop What You're Doing (All available on 'The Ultimate Collection'. Click photo to buy.)
The Chantelles Riss Long Jay Adams Sandra Orr	Songs performed: I Think of You Please Don't Kiss Me (Available with other Chantelles tracks on 'Go Girl'. Click photo to buy.)
Kiki Dee	Songs performed: Small Town
Mark Richardson	Songs performed: What 'ma Gonna Do
Rey Anton and Pro Forma	Songs performed: First Taste of Love

Dateline Diamonds is an interesting and amusing period piece for Big L fans (and perhaps for avid admirers of Kiki Dee and the Small Faces). But as far as Radio London is concerned, all we are given are tantalizing glimpses of the real thing.

The film is supposedly about Radio London, and not a fictitious pirate – it mentions the station by name, and uses footage taken aboard the Galaxy. However, there is little in it to represent the station we all know and loved. The place where the Chantelles are seen performing in their matching trouser suits is merely a fantasy offshore radio studio created at Pinewood film studios at Denham. It's huge, roomy and nothing like the cramped conditions on the ships. When characters turn on their trannies, the sound that comes out bears no resemblance to Big L or any of the other offshore stations. It might have seemed more realistic had Kenny Everett been given the 'DJ Drew Meredith' part.

The performances in the final sequence, by Ray Anton and Pro Forma, Mark Richardson and The Small Faces were, however, shot during a genuine Radio London night at the Rank Ballroom in Watford.


Kenny Everett greets Kiki Dee. To the right of the photo, The Chantelles sport trouser suits with matching hats and hair, in triplicate. Beside them is Phillip Birch; next to Kiki is Earl Richmond John Sales points out: Ship's steward Mitch Philistin also appears in the "greetings" section when they all arrive on-board the Galaxy. He is clearly seen, wearing a steward's uniform, walking down the steps to the main deck. The DVD reference for this is "The Exchange", and the time is 28 mins 34 secs".

Part two of the Radio London Dateline Diamonds supplement contains
the original promotional cinema foyer photos and film poster