Pirate Anoraks Revere Real Offshore Terminology
pleased to report that a number of ex-offshore radio pirates
have contributed to our
London ITLAPD Supplement
like the mound o' parrot poop on the
poop deck, it gets bigger every yeaaar!
'as tips on talkin' like a pirate from the experts, and you
will note that thar be a mutitude o' ways o' spellin' 'AAAARRR!'
throughout the globe.
ain't consulted any o' them fancy-nancy edumacated people, but
we 'as 'eard 'as 'ow the University of Essex 'as applied fer
a grant for a six-man team to study the subject. Well, o' course,
people in Essex need ter know, seein' as 'ow a lot o' buccaneers
gets to thair ships from that thar fair county and ye olde Port
as 'ow ye'll be wantin' to look yer best on the big day, we
'as hot tips on what to wear, for the fashion-conscious buccaneer.
as got to 'ave their own Fab Forty, so we've given 'em one
as buccaneers (at least the non-visually-impaired ones) can
see what we be talkin' about.
in honaaaarrrr of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, The
Committknee of the Knees Club 'as 'eld a meetin' (well, the
Founder 'eld a meeting with 'erself) and 'as kneecided to kneepeal
the 1966 regulation banning admission to the club of 'falsies'.
This is on account of our not wishing to kneescriminate against
the many pirates who 'as bin fitted with kneeplacement peg-legs
following clashes with the DTI.
unscrew yer peg leg (best sit down first) and unwind with the
Radio London ITLAPD Supplement.